What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 06:47

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Unacceptable again!

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Nuts and Butts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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So they tried

share office space ...

Minds and Behinds

Aut dolorem voluptates tempore maxime.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No, not a chance

Loons and Moons

Why is it rare for someone to despise both the Democrats and Republicans?

They put up a sign reading

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Freaks and Cheeks

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Then came..

Still no good.

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Everyone loved it.

Next, they tried...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

How do Democrat Party voters feel about the fact that Kamala Harris never received one primary vote to be the nominee in 2020 and certainly not in 2024?

Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I have a black elbow sleeve leotard that I wear with sheer pantyhose. Should I keep my pants off and show my legs?

Another attempt resulted in ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

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Still no good

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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