What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 30.06.2025 06:47

No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
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Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
Aut dolorem voluptates tempore maxime.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
Why is it rare for someone to despise both the Democrats and Republicans?
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Then came..
Still no good.
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Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
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Still no good
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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